Post by beastbot on May 13, 2010 0:53:14 GMT -5
Megatron smiled as Bludgeon cut his chains to pieces.
"Behold!" Megatron declared, smiling as he stood up, his army gathering around him as he walked out of the cell and stood in front of the Autobots on their knees before him. A huge hole had been blown in the side of the prison from the humongous Decepticon assault, and Megatron's cell opened almost into open air. "No chains can hold me, no prison can contain the Decepticon cause!"
Optimus Magnus, Sentinel Prime, the Twins, Jazz, Bumblebee, Bulkhead, Prowl-- all of the Autobots that had been a thorn in Megatron's side for so long were there before him, forced to kneel with stasis cuffs around their wrists and ankles. All were badly beaten and damaged-- Bumblebee in particular, for some reason. Sari and her father also were kneeled before Megatron, their appendages constrained by more traditional means. All had their eyes/optics cast to the floor, their expressions downcast and thoroughly defeated. Scores of Decepticon soldiers stood behind the defeated Autobots, making sure none of them so much as twitched without Megatron's approval.
Megatron smirked as he walked slowly up to Optimus Magnus, Bludgeon and a Scalpel-possessed Ultra Magnus flanking him.
"So, the mighty Optimus Magnus," Megatron said. "Victory is at last mine. After a pitiful soldier like you handed me so many humiliating defeats, now it is you who is to face the ultimate humilation-- execution in front of your own troops."
All of the other Autobots present gasped in surprise and terror.
"Tell me," Megatron grinned, leaning in close to Optimus face and raising up the Magnus' chin so that they were forced to look optic-to-optic, "What do you wish your last words to be?"
"Oi."
Megatron stood up suddenly, taken aback.
"...What?"
"OI!"
Suddenly, to Megatron's utter surprise, all of the assembled Autobots and Decepticons in front of him stood up in a heartbeat, the Autobots' stasis cuffs dissipating.
All of them except for Optimus suddenly started to chant "OI!" as one, pumping their fists in the air in tune with the chant. A disco ball appeared in the air, hovering, and Soundwave walked over into Megatron's field of vision, strumming on Laserbeak a eerily familiar tune. Jetstorm and Jetfire helped Jazz set up a drum set as Optimus pulled a mic out of subspace, bobbing his head to the beat.
"OI OI OI!"
"OI OI OI!"
Even the Decepticons were going along with this. Megatron honestly was so stunned he couldn't even move, he just watched as the very odd scene folded out before him.
As the "OI!" chanting continued, Optimus started singing into the microphone:
"See me riiiide out of that sunset
On your color TV screen
Out for all that I can get
If you know what I mean"
"There's women to the left of me," Optimus sang, gesturing to Arcee, Flareup, and Glyph, "Women to the right," he continued, gesturing to his other side where Strika and Slipstream danced.
"Ain't got no gun," Optimus sang determinedly, showing his open palms to Megatron, "Ain't got no knife.... don't you start no fight."
As one, everyone assembled in front of Megatron then yelled to Soundwave's music, "'CAUSE I'M T-N-T!"
"I'm dynamite!" Blitzwing's "icehead" face sang.
"T-N-T!" the crowd chanted.
"AND I'LL WIN THE FIGHT!!!" Blitzwing's "hothead" personality continued, singing into Optimus' mic.
"T-N-T!" the crowd chanted again.
"i'M a PoWeR lOaD!" Blitzwing's "random" face sang.
"T-N-T!"
"Watch ME eXpLoDe!" All three of Blitzwing's voices impossibly sang at the same time, followed up by him promptly exploding into a thousand pieces that rained over the cheering, dancing crowd as the song continued, everyone chanting "Oi" to Soundwave's continuing guitar riffs.
"I'm dirty, mean, and mighty unclean!" Mixmaster sang, stepping up and grabbing the mic that now had dropped to the floor after Blitzwing had blown up.
Starscream bumped Mixmaster out of the way, grabbing the mic and continuing to sing, "I'm a wanted man! Public enemy number one! Understand?!"
Starscream cringed as Grimlock breathed a tremendous steam of fire at him, igniting the Decepticon air commander and sending him off screaming as Grimlock grinned and grabbed the mic in mid-air.
"So lock up daughter!
Lock up wife!
Lock up back door and run for life!"
"The man is back in town!" Dirt Boss sang, jumping up and kicking Grimlock's head aside as he grabbed the mic before landing on his own two feet. "Don't you mess me 'round!"
A large purple-and-teal foot suddenly stomped Dirt Boss into the ground, only Dirt Boss' tiny green arm that was holding the mic uninjured. As all the Transformers gathered around started to chant the familar "Oi!" tune again, Lugnut picked up the mic gingerly in his large claws as every one sang together,
"CAUSE I'M T-N-T!"
"I'm dynamite!" Lugnut sang, tossing the mic carelessly into the air as he switched one of his arms into the P.O.K.E. configuration and boosted himself far up in the air, out of Megatron's sight.
"T-N-T!" Everyone sang again.
"And I'll win the fight!" Sentinel Prime sang, grabbing the mic from the air and posing heroically.
"T-N-T!"
Bulkhead body-slammed Sentinel Prime out of the way, snatching the mic and continuing, "I'm a POWER load!"
"T-N-T!"
"WATCH ME EXPLOOOOOOOOOOODE!!!" Lugnut sang loudly from above, his form careening down towards everyone.
Before Megatron could even duck and cover, Lugnut's P.O.K.E. slammed into the ground, and everything went red, then black.
***********
Megatron suddenly sat up, gasping for air. If robots could sweat, he would have been, profusely.
Wait... what happened!? What sort of craziness... where am... Megatron frantically thought.
He finally managed to gather his wits as he felt the recharge bed underneath him.
A dream... it had all been a dream.... The first and second Decepticon escapes from the prison, all those battles in Detroit, his plans for Scalpel and Bludgeon (who really didn't exist), the dance number.....
And then it hit him like like a ton of lead bricks.
Ugh. I think I had waaaay too much Energon to drink last night....
That probably explained the weird, lengthy dream... and the dance number... and, for some reason, all those "memories" he had of battles that had taken place in Detroit that he had never actually been at...
But then who had its arm around his...?
"Megatron, please, come back to bed!" Lugnut said, stirring slightly on the recharge bed next to Megatron as he attempted to push his leader back down onto the metal "mattress". "It's only two-thirty in the morning, and we have a full day tomorrow!"
"Will BOTH of you please shut up!?" moaned Bumblebee from next to Lugnut. "My head is still throbbing from that party last night!!!"
Megatron screamed, and never ever stopped.
TFA: RPG V 2.0
FIN
"Behold!" Megatron declared, smiling as he stood up, his army gathering around him as he walked out of the cell and stood in front of the Autobots on their knees before him. A huge hole had been blown in the side of the prison from the humongous Decepticon assault, and Megatron's cell opened almost into open air. "No chains can hold me, no prison can contain the Decepticon cause!"
Optimus Magnus, Sentinel Prime, the Twins, Jazz, Bumblebee, Bulkhead, Prowl-- all of the Autobots that had been a thorn in Megatron's side for so long were there before him, forced to kneel with stasis cuffs around their wrists and ankles. All were badly beaten and damaged-- Bumblebee in particular, for some reason. Sari and her father also were kneeled before Megatron, their appendages constrained by more traditional means. All had their eyes/optics cast to the floor, their expressions downcast and thoroughly defeated. Scores of Decepticon soldiers stood behind the defeated Autobots, making sure none of them so much as twitched without Megatron's approval.
Megatron smirked as he walked slowly up to Optimus Magnus, Bludgeon and a Scalpel-possessed Ultra Magnus flanking him.
"So, the mighty Optimus Magnus," Megatron said. "Victory is at last mine. After a pitiful soldier like you handed me so many humiliating defeats, now it is you who is to face the ultimate humilation-- execution in front of your own troops."
All of the other Autobots present gasped in surprise and terror.
"Tell me," Megatron grinned, leaning in close to Optimus face and raising up the Magnus' chin so that they were forced to look optic-to-optic, "What do you wish your last words to be?"
"Oi."
Megatron stood up suddenly, taken aback.
"...What?"
"OI!"
Suddenly, to Megatron's utter surprise, all of the assembled Autobots and Decepticons in front of him stood up in a heartbeat, the Autobots' stasis cuffs dissipating.
All of them except for Optimus suddenly started to chant "OI!" as one, pumping their fists in the air in tune with the chant. A disco ball appeared in the air, hovering, and Soundwave walked over into Megatron's field of vision, strumming on Laserbeak a eerily familiar tune. Jetstorm and Jetfire helped Jazz set up a drum set as Optimus pulled a mic out of subspace, bobbing his head to the beat.
"OI OI OI!"
"OI OI OI!"
Even the Decepticons were going along with this. Megatron honestly was so stunned he couldn't even move, he just watched as the very odd scene folded out before him.
As the "OI!" chanting continued, Optimus started singing into the microphone:
"See me riiiide out of that sunset
On your color TV screen
Out for all that I can get
If you know what I mean"
"There's women to the left of me," Optimus sang, gesturing to Arcee, Flareup, and Glyph, "Women to the right," he continued, gesturing to his other side where Strika and Slipstream danced.
"Ain't got no gun," Optimus sang determinedly, showing his open palms to Megatron, "Ain't got no knife.... don't you start no fight."
As one, everyone assembled in front of Megatron then yelled to Soundwave's music, "'CAUSE I'M T-N-T!"
"I'm dynamite!" Blitzwing's "icehead" face sang.
"T-N-T!" the crowd chanted.
"AND I'LL WIN THE FIGHT!!!" Blitzwing's "hothead" personality continued, singing into Optimus' mic.
"T-N-T!" the crowd chanted again.
"i'M a PoWeR lOaD!" Blitzwing's "random" face sang.
"T-N-T!"
"Watch ME eXpLoDe!" All three of Blitzwing's voices impossibly sang at the same time, followed up by him promptly exploding into a thousand pieces that rained over the cheering, dancing crowd as the song continued, everyone chanting "Oi" to Soundwave's continuing guitar riffs.
"I'm dirty, mean, and mighty unclean!" Mixmaster sang, stepping up and grabbing the mic that now had dropped to the floor after Blitzwing had blown up.
Starscream bumped Mixmaster out of the way, grabbing the mic and continuing to sing, "I'm a wanted man! Public enemy number one! Understand?!"
Starscream cringed as Grimlock breathed a tremendous steam of fire at him, igniting the Decepticon air commander and sending him off screaming as Grimlock grinned and grabbed the mic in mid-air.
"So lock up daughter!
Lock up wife!
Lock up back door and run for life!"
"The man is back in town!" Dirt Boss sang, jumping up and kicking Grimlock's head aside as he grabbed the mic before landing on his own two feet. "Don't you mess me 'round!"
A large purple-and-teal foot suddenly stomped Dirt Boss into the ground, only Dirt Boss' tiny green arm that was holding the mic uninjured. As all the Transformers gathered around started to chant the familar "Oi!" tune again, Lugnut picked up the mic gingerly in his large claws as every one sang together,
"CAUSE I'M T-N-T!"
"I'm dynamite!" Lugnut sang, tossing the mic carelessly into the air as he switched one of his arms into the P.O.K.E. configuration and boosted himself far up in the air, out of Megatron's sight.
"T-N-T!" Everyone sang again.
"And I'll win the fight!" Sentinel Prime sang, grabbing the mic from the air and posing heroically.
"T-N-T!"
Bulkhead body-slammed Sentinel Prime out of the way, snatching the mic and continuing, "I'm a POWER load!"
"T-N-T!"
"WATCH ME EXPLOOOOOOOOOOODE!!!" Lugnut sang loudly from above, his form careening down towards everyone.
Before Megatron could even duck and cover, Lugnut's P.O.K.E. slammed into the ground, and everything went red, then black.
***********
Megatron suddenly sat up, gasping for air. If robots could sweat, he would have been, profusely.
Wait... what happened!? What sort of craziness... where am... Megatron frantically thought.
He finally managed to gather his wits as he felt the recharge bed underneath him.
A dream... it had all been a dream.... The first and second Decepticon escapes from the prison, all those battles in Detroit, his plans for Scalpel and Bludgeon (who really didn't exist), the dance number.....
And then it hit him like like a ton of lead bricks.
Ugh. I think I had waaaay too much Energon to drink last night....
That probably explained the weird, lengthy dream... and the dance number... and, for some reason, all those "memories" he had of battles that had taken place in Detroit that he had never actually been at...
But then who had its arm around his...?
"Megatron, please, come back to bed!" Lugnut said, stirring slightly on the recharge bed next to Megatron as he attempted to push his leader back down onto the metal "mattress". "It's only two-thirty in the morning, and we have a full day tomorrow!"
"Will BOTH of you please shut up!?" moaned Bumblebee from next to Lugnut. "My head is still throbbing from that party last night!!!"
Megatron screamed, and never ever stopped.
TFA: RPG V 2.0
FIN
